Levitra restores what other drugs take away - 03.08.2010

Every now and then, we can learn something from the Brits even though they live with a communist system. It seems, like US, they have a government determined to crack down on the drug problem. In fact, so determined are their ministers that many of the experts they have sitting on scientific advisory committees have resigned because the government never listens to what they say. Small loss that is - what do experts know that politicians have not known for decades. Anyway, the government has recently been getting very excited by the number of “legal highs”. These are drugs freely available with or without prescription that give great pleasure to all who take them. Apparently, the young have been experimenting with them as a cheap alternative to the more expensive street drugs. Obviously, when you have to smuggle the drugs into the country and then hide their distribution, your costs and overheads are high.

The latest drug to be sensationalized and be the subject of instant criminalization has been mephedrone (which for reasons remaining obscure, has been given the street name “miaow”). The newspapers have been full of stories about teenagers taking this drug to enjoy its “buzz” (the name should have had something to do with bees or wasps) and then dying in different but horrible ways. This massive coverage had two effects. It panicked the government into action, and it made the drug instantly more popular with a wider range of people. You cannot beat advertizing copy which starts with the idea a government is going to ban “it”. No matter what “it” is, everyone wants to try it to find out what has made this “thing” worthy of banning.

There is, however, a slightly different reason. Mephedrone is very like khat, a natural high very popular among African countries. Unfortunately, both cause impotence by damaging blood vessels. In the short term, this is only a temporary erectile dysfunction. But, over time, the failure to produce an erection becomes persistent. The government must be worried too many Brits will become impotent instead of doing their duty and breeding more to keep the country alive over the rest of this century. We also need this cannon fodder for our military adventures against Islamic states - so far, the Brits have been prepared to die in significant numbers for our oil. As libertarians, we must close our eyes and ears to the abuse of the Brits’ rights. We all know drug-taking is a victimless crime and should never be criminalized, but we need these people to keep breeding. If, as we suspect, this change in the law will do nothing more than drive the trade underground, we can arrange for the Red Cross to send over emergency supplies of levitra to keep those erections coming. Usually, the Red Cross has no difficulty in gaining entry to impoverished communist countries. The Brits should be grateful. The special relationship the US has with Britain means we must keep our vassal state’s birth rate up. Levitra is the guaranteed strong treatment for erectile dysfunction. Red Cross workers can set up emergency centers outside clubs and bars to distribute the pills to those obviously at risk. Hopefully, the armed criminal gangs then selling the mephedrone will see mutual advantage in the Red Cross work, and there will be few deaths among the aid workers.